Don't die before you cancel your credit cards

Cyber Man · 31-10-2007, 07:42 PM

Be sure & cancel credit cards before you die. This is
so priceless, & so easy to see happening, Customer
Service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, & Citibank billed her
for February & March for their annual service charges
on her credit card, & added late fees and interest on
the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now
somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call
to Citibank.
Here's the exchange:

Family Member: "I am calling to tell you she died in
January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed & the Late
Fees and Charges still apply!!
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to
collections."
Citibank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already
has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find
out she is dead?"
Citibank: "Either report her account to frauds
division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe
both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
(I really liked this part!!!!)
Citibank: "Excuse Me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling
you - the part about her being dead?"
Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my
supervisor." (Duh!)
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in
January."
Citibank: "The account was never closed, late fees &
charges still apply."
(This must be a phrase taught by the bank!)
Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her
estate?"
Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew."
Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure" (fax number is given)
After they get the fax:
Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I
don't know what more I can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If
not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think
she will care."
Citibank: "Well, the late fees & charges do still
apply." (What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing
address?"
Citibank: "That might help."
Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway
129, Plot Number 69."
Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"
Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on
YOUR planet?
(Priceless!!) <<...>>

فراشة جدة · 05-11-2007, 09:42 PM

wooooooooooooooooow
verey nice and verey buty

tankx

الـسـاحـرهـ · 06-11-2007, 03:57 AM

ha ha ha ha

wallah that made me laugh ...thats soo true credit cards are so good at the beggining to use
but them its soo bad to use

thanks

Cyber Man · 08-11-2007, 10:48 PM

thanks all

frashet gda
al-sahra

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